Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I will be naked everywhere
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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