So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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