and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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