Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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