what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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