Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize