Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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