Porn is love you can see.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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