Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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