Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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