This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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