On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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