Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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