I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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