I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
