We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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