She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
