there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We don't watch enough power rangers
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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