don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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