I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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