Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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