I looked at my own cervix.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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