could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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