Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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