butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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