Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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