New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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