i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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