next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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