So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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