Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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