Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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