I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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