the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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