Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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