i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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