I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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