you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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