this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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