plz talk dirty to me
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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