Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Is Oprah even human
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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