I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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