I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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