im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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