Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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