Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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