So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
