he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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