I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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