What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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