Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Dick very happy bro
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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