I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
