One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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