I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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