New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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